And those two suck ups in the guest chairs need to get back to work.   

This is one of my favorite questions…the answer is always “Yes!”

The Los Angeles Derby Dolls opened their 2010 season this past Saturday with the Varsity Brawlers defeating the Sirens.  The Doll Factory was sold out.  Grant and I sat with Siren Jessica Ravage’s family who had come all the way from Maine to see this bout.

It’s Wednesday and I’m still hoarse.

My calendar is marked for February 13th when the Tough Cookies face off against the Fight Crew.  Krissy Krash is tough to beat, but one of my friend’s sisters skates for the Fight Crew.

Yes, Jeff, there are rules…

…and, it’s real…

Sometimes I read too much news, think too much, and take myself way too seriously.  So my resolution this year is to laugh more.  A lot more.  It was one of my resolutions from last year and some changes just take time.

Below is a link to my favorite Weird Al video. I heard the song, fell out, and then I saw the video.  Donny Osmond shows off his sweet moves as a back up dancer.

I love Weird Al because he goes all out, doesn’t hold back.  Some artists phone it in for their videos and concerts with a vacant look in their eye.  Not Weird Al.

When I hear this song, I laugh at all of my nerdy practices.  My checklists, the excruciating detail and data I collect on paper and in my mind, and vacationing at the Mensa AG.  I’m not so much about the bubble wrap, but I love color coordinated file folders.  I’ve competed in a pinball tournament.  Not only is Stephen Hawking in my library, but so is Richard Feynman and I’ve gone to lectures by both.  I’ve written Fibonacci poetry.

And BTW, the answer is, of course, Captain Picard.